Thursday, January 16, 2014

Possibly the strangest post of my lifetime O__o not sure how this happened....

Editing NaNoWriMo is like wading through a chest-deep, muddy river carrying a bi-polar person on your back.

I love butter.

Butter is just so amazing. It is velvety and smooth, and its color is synonymous with basking in a golden pool of gentle, warm light, possibly surrounded by the delectable aroma of popcorn. Butter is like all your hopes and dreams combined into one easily transportable stick. Also, if I had a cow, I would name it Butter. Because that would just be the cutest name for a cow. I bet it would also be the cutest cow ever. I don't really like cows that much, but if one was named Butter, it would be the most original and spunky cow on the farm. That cow wouldn't care about all the other rude cows pointing out her flaws. She would just work hard to make lots of butter and hold her head high and try to have a more thorough hygiene regimen than all those other silly cows, no matter how much they laughed at her for it. And she would be awesome. And she would wear high heels any time she felt like it because she would have that kind of confidence and never mind all the negative, logical comments that the other cows make, like, "You can't wear high heels, you're a cow."or "You'll fall over." or "You look moooopid in those." (Because probably cows would throw in their own lingo.) But Butter the awesome cow would just smile and trot away, or clip-clop, because clip-clopping is the most preferred method of transportation. And no one could ever convince her that she wasn't a perfectly lovely, unique and individual cow even though she might be considered a little strange.

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